Welcome to the Al'Prophets of Coffee, the Unholy Trinity of Caffeine

We're not your ordinary prophets, but we'll still guide you to the promised land of caffeine

We're a trio of visionaries, each with their own brand of prophetic insight:

• The Prophecy of Caffeine
• Visions of Sugar
• Delusions of Greens

Join us in our quest for coffee-fueled enlightenment

Our Prophetic Methods

• Divination by Oolong - We divine the secrets of coffee through the mystic art of Oolong tea reading.
• Tea-Leaf Interpretation - We unravel the mysteries of tea leaves, one cup at a time.
• Coffee-Gazing - We gaze into the depths of the coffee cup, seeking the truth.

Our Prophetic Proposals

Want to join us on this wild ride? Apply to become a certified Al'Prophet of Coffee:

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